man i walked in thinkin sinners gon slap but it ain’t gon do nothin but mumble it way thru two hours of slow-walkin twin-talkin soul-searchin tea-sippin drama i ain’t sayin it’s dumb but it sure as hell ain’t sharp they gon drop heavy themes like slavery n bloodlines but forget to drop the damn horror i came for

first hour gon drag like sunday school without the snacks n both them twins lookin same talkin same actin same i ain’t know who was who n i ain’t care by minute forty i’m tryna hear sumthin scary but it ain’t gon come til real late when they finally remember oh yeah we got vampires n cgi in the budget

even then it ain’t gon bite it just gon pose look pretty act deep but ain’t got no soul no scream no shock n then credits roll n i’m like welp that was a long quiet sigh but then boom post-credit twist pop up like “surprise we had ideas after all” n i’m mad ‘cuz that was the movie they shoulda made

folks online actin like if u ain’t get it u dumb—boy pls i got it n i still ain’t moved y’all just scared to say it mid as hell ’cuz y’all scared to sound uncultured but i ain’t gon lie for clout movie ain’t bold ain’t scary ain’t stayin in my head longer than this sentence

sinners got soul but ain’t got teeth n that’s the whole damn problem